Ther are certain things which i have never
understand about Singapore.
I have never figured out why the elderly slap an
empty seat on the bus before they
sit down. It is most bizarre.
They shuffle along the bus looking every
inch the benign auntie or uncle, spot
an empty seat and promptly go ballistic.
Acting as if the seat offended them on a previous
trip, they lean over and give it a damn good trashing,
innocent bystanders are generally confused by the
violent and unprovoked attack because it achieved nothing.
No dust ever flies up and there
is no physical altering of
the seat. But still,
they slap away like a demented
sadomasochist before
finally deeming the seat acceptable for their ageing buttocks.
haha!
:D
this.
i must go to the bottom of this case and uncover
the mystery of what has baffled
the makciks, ah sohs, ah peks and ah erns.
*giggling*
anw,
i'm enlightened with
a several more informal, a little bit rude yet
helpful hokkien words, which in times will come in handy
when you are having a heaty argument
with your dearest enemies or besties.
or maybe you can retort back at the three bears
complaining about this blonde bitch eating their porridge(s), using these words..
but mind you.
i shall be selfish and not share these words with you.
hmmm...
well.
that's all for now i guess?
gtg.
*twiddle*